Seerose 4,270 Posted July 17, 2017 Report Share Posted July 17, 2017 @Lineikosen! Welcome to the PDN forum. Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 18, 2017 Report Share Posted July 18, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 3 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 19, 2017 Report Share Posted July 19, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Pixey 4,669 Posted July 20, 2017 Report Share Posted July 20, 2017 1 Quote How I made Jennifer & Halle in Paint.net My Gallery | My Deviant Art "Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" anon. Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 21, 2017 Report Share Posted July 21, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 22, 2017 Report Share Posted July 22, 2017 (edited) *Stupid Human Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 25, 2017 Report Share Posted July 25, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 3,199 Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 From The Oatmeal: 1 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to post Share on other sites
LionsDragon 937 Posted July 28, 2017 Report Share Posted July 28, 2017 @BoltBait: me EVERY allergy season. (Unfortunately, I'm allergic to half the known universe so allergy season is...pretty much always.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter 255 Posted July 29, 2017 Report Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 Quote Scooter I'm still too young, to be this doggone old paint.net: I can learn it, I can...mostly, I think👨🦳 Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 Ear doctor to a blonde: "Could you please put a hand over your other ear? The sun is quite blinding." =============================== One blonde to the other: "Shall I tell my parents that I am adopted?" =============================== How do you confuse a blonde? That is impossible. They're already born that way. =============================== A blonde girl says to her friend, "I think Bill is cheating on me. I'm no longer even sure the kids are mine." =============================== Why was the blonde running in circles around her bed? She was trying to catch up on her sleep. =============================== A blondie comes to the emergency room with burns on both ears and says, “Doctor, I was totally lost in thoughts and my phone rang and I picked up a hot iron instead.” The doctor wonders, “And what happened to the other ear?” The blonde girl replies, “Well I had to call my boyfriend to take me to the hospital!” =============================== A guy is telling a brunette some blonde jokes. Finally she interrupts him and says, “It’s really funny and everything, but I’m actually a blonde, I’ve been dyeing my hair for years.” “Oh”, hesitates the man, “um, should I start over and talk very, very slowly?” =============================== One shark says to the other: “I ate a diver last week. I’m still sick from all the plastic.” The other shark waves a fin: “That’s nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive.” 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter 255 Posted July 30, 2017 Report Share Posted July 30, 2017 One I have always thought was funny in its own right. There will always be those quiet rebels among us 3 Quote Scooter I'm still too young, to be this doggone old paint.net: I can learn it, I can...mostly, I think👨🦳 Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 3,199 Posted August 10, 2017 Report Share Posted August 10, 2017 My aunt and uncle had people that would constantly drop in unannounced and just in time for dinner. Then, they would wait until very late before leaving. They'd never offer to help with things like dishes/cleanup or prep work. They'd just show up to eat dinner and drink after dinner drinks. When my aunt finally decided that enough was enough, she made sure the guests were able to see her put the dinner plates on the floor for the dogs to lick clean and then put them immediately back in the cupboard. The guests stopped coming for dinner. 3 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 3,199 Posted August 12, 2017 Report Share Posted August 12, 2017 My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah's Witness so he wouldn't arouse suspicion. He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in. 4 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 3,199 Posted August 14, 2017 Report Share Posted August 14, 2017 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter 255 Posted August 16, 2017 Report Share Posted August 16, 2017 3 Quote Scooter I'm still too young, to be this doggone old paint.net: I can learn it, I can...mostly, I think👨🦳 Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter 255 Posted August 18, 2017 Report Share Posted August 18, 2017 MY New exercise program is off to a good start 2 Quote Scooter I'm still too young, to be this doggone old paint.net: I can learn it, I can...mostly, I think👨🦳 Link to post Share on other sites
sunmaggot 20 Posted August 19, 2017 Report Share Posted August 19, 2017 A couple has young child. The couple divorced and are fighting for child custody. Woman: This child came out from my body, he belongs to me! The man thought for a while... Man: When a person goes to ATM and gets money, does the money belong to the ATM? Man: Obviously belongs to the person who inserts the card! 1 Quote 道生一，一生二，二生三，三生萬物。 non-existence made one, one made two, two made three, three made matters. 道可道，非常道；名可名，非常名。 well-defined principles are not eternal principles, names that can be named are not eternal names. Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted August 28, 2017 Report Share Posted August 28, 2017 (edited) The Camels The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot? But mum. What the <No cursing.> are we doing here in the national zoo? ======================================= Blonde A blonde comes to her office in a terrible state, crying… The boss is concerned and asks what happened. “My dad just died!” sobs the blonde. “That is terrible, Sandy, you know, you should go home and take the time for yourself.” The blonde agrees and goes home. The next day she’s kind of fine – until mid-day when she’s all in tears again. “What’s wrong?” asks the boss. “This is unbelievable,” wails the blonde, “I’ve just spoken to my brother – and his dad just died too!” Edited August 28, 2017 by Seerose Sentence forgotten to write. 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 When do you know that a blonde was on the PC? If Tipp-Ex is on the screen! ========================== What makes the blonde when the computer burns ??? She presses on delete! ========================== Why does a blonde put her computer on the floor? So he can not crash! ========================== Why does a blonde make a bucket of water next to the computer? So she can surf the Internet! 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,270 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Blonde at the bar: "Please a martini!" Asks the bartender: "Dry?" - "No, one is enough!" ============================ How do you recognize that a FAX was sent by a blonde? On the stamp. ============================ A blonde has got triplets. The nurse comes in with the children. Says the blonde: "I take that in the middle!" ============================ Why do the blondes change the diapers of their child only every month? Because it says: "Up to 20 pounds" 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 3,199 Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Two men approach each other from opposite sides of a swiftly flowing river. One man shouts across to the other, "I NEED YOU TO HELP ME GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" The other yells back, "YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!" 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to post Share on other sites
TrevorOutlaw 299 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 On 8/14/2017 at 2:43 AM, BoltBait said: Boss move. Sign on the door: "Shirt and shoes required." Quote Paint.NET Gallery | Remove Foreground Object Tutorial | Dispersion Effect Tutorial Link to post Share on other sites
Scooter 255 Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Darn technology the rhymes of my youth commin' back........?Why?? sometimes reading English isn't all its cracked up to be 1 Quote Scooter I'm still too young, to be this doggone old paint.net: I can learn it, I can...mostly, I think👨🦳 Link to post Share on other sites
LionsDragon 937 Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 12 hours ago, Scooter said: Darn technology I found myself missing this ability just this morning...that CLACK would have been so satisfying! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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