The Comedy Thread

[Scooter 241]

On 8/4/2020 at 8:06 PM, BoltBait said:

You will be relieved I found the other half. Now with the complete phone number I can claim the reward -- OH Joy!!

[BoltBait 3,135]

[Ego Eram Reputo 2,613]

.....271456_669332!

 

🤣

[welshblue 3,703]

On 8/9/2020 at 5:57 AM, Ego Eram Reputo said:

.....271456_669332!

 

Got to ask, it's been bugging me since last night ... google isn't throwing anything up

[Pixey 4,530]

5 minutes ago, welshblue said:

 

Got to ask, it's been bugging me since last night ... google isn't throwing anything up

 

Same here - I googled it too 🤣 and got nowt!  I wasn't going to say anything as I didn't want to seem 'fick' 😬

[Ego Eram Reputo 2,613]

🤣

...that was the joke! I wet myself because no one would figure out what a random string of numbers with an exclamation mark would mean. It worked better than expected!

[Red ochre 1,590]

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

 

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab8GtuPdrUQ

 

[toe_head2001 1,705]

 

[welshblue 3,703]

18 hours ago, Ego Eram Reputo said:

I wet myself

 

... no joke is it ... 😛

I even phoned my daughter up,  who's a maths wizard ... humble pie now when I tell her she was right - random ... despite my insistence it must mean something

 

15 hours ago, Red ochre said:

0118 999 881 999 119 7253

 

I can only recite 2 phone numbers .. my house and that one.  I love the IT Crowd

[Ego Eram Reputo 2,613]

1 hour ago, welshblue said:

I even phoned my daughter up,  who's a maths wizard ... humble pie now when I tell her she was right - random ... despite my insistence it must mean something

 

Ah. It keeps on giving! If I wasn't still giggling to myself I might apologize. Or not 😈

[welshblue 3,703]

2 minutes ago, Ego Eram Reputo said:

Or not 😈

 

Carry on mate.  I'm quick to laugh at myself ... the main proviso of ripping other people

Had me hook line and sinker.  I'm one of those who looked in the dictionary when told gullible wasn't in there

[Pixey 4,530]

[welshblue 3,703]

but surely it's maths with there being so many branches of ... 

[BoltBait 3,135]

[BoltBait 3,135]

[welshblue 3,703]

You've obviously not been to Wales ... the only Sun that will kill you is the newspaper of the same name ... if someone smothered you with it ...

Edited August 16 by welshblue

[BoltBait 3,135]

Tomorrow, the local forecast is 111*F (44*C). 
 

Of course that’s nothing compared to the hottest spot in California (the aptly named Death Valley) where it is 126*F (52*C) today. 
 

[BoltBait 3,135]

[welshblue 3,703]

On 8/17/2020 at 12:02 AM, BoltBait said:

Tomorrow, the local forecast is 111*F (44*C). 
 

Of course that’s nothing compared to the hottest spot in California (the aptly named Death Valley) where it is 126*F (52*C) today. 
 

 

I would literally melt.  30*C and most people I know are complaining it's too hot. 

TBH I don't know how I survived in the forestry industry in the Summer.  Safety gear, heat from the saw, the ground, the sky ... I would literally die now, even with the 4 a.m. starts we used to have 😁

 

 

 

[BoltBait 3,135]

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No algebra required to determine the answer to this word problem...

[welshblue 3,703]

40 minutes ?

 

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping.

When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

 

 

[BoltBait 3,135]