BoltBait Posted February 26, 2017 Share Posted February 26, 2017 Today I met the man who invented the crossword puzzle. I can't remember his name. But, it was P something something T something something something... 4 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted February 28, 2017 Share Posted February 28, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 1, 2017 Share Posted March 1, 2017 — What did the scientist say when he found two helium atoms? — HeHe ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 (edited) @Maximilian! Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynxster4 Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 (edited) Edited July 29, 2017 by lynxster4 re-hosted image 1 Quote My Art Gallery | My Shape Packs | ShapeMaker Mini Tut | Air Bubble Stained Glass Chrome Text with Reflections | Porcelain Text w/ Variegated Coloring | Realistic Knit PatternOpalescent Stained Glass | Frosted Snowman Cookie | Leather Texture | Plastic Text | Silk Embroidery Visit my Personal Website "Never, ever lose your sense of humor - you'll live longer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 6, 2017 Share Posted March 6, 2017 On 2/3/2017 at 0:16 PM, Seerose said: @Maximilian! Boss: “How good are you at PowerPoint?” Me: “I Excel at it.” Boss: “Was that a Microsoft Office pun?” Me: “Word.” 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted March 7, 2017 Share Posted March 7, 2017 What starts with 'w' and ends with 'hat'. Spoiler It's not a question. 2 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 An american farmer is on a holiday to europe and he's bragging to another hotel guest, also a farmer, about his property. He's got more cattle, a bigger ranch, a bigger house, but he only seems to bore the other farmer. Finally, he really tries to impress him by saying: "When I take my car and drive all around my ranch, it takes me a whole week!", to which te other one replies: "Yes, I had a car like that once." 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 I entered a beauty contest. Not only did I come in last, but I got 37 get well cards. 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixey Posted March 11, 2017 Share Posted March 11, 2017 1 Quote How I made Jennifer & Halle in Paint.net My Gallery | My Deviant Art "Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 Today I wanted to watch the World Origami Championship on TV, but sadly it was only available on paper view 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7" 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 12, 2017 Share Posted March 12, 2017 — How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep? — How? — You rocket! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lynxster4 Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) Edited July 29, 2017 by lynxster4 re-hosted image 3 Quote My Art Gallery | My Shape Packs | ShapeMaker Mini Tut | Air Bubble Stained Glass Chrome Text with Reflections | Porcelain Text w/ Variegated Coloring | Realistic Knit PatternOpalescent Stained Glass | Frosted Snowman Cookie | Leather Texture | Plastic Text | Silk Embroidery Visit my Personal Website "Never, ever lose your sense of humor - you'll live longer" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 A little boy swallowed some coins and was taken to hospital. When his mom asked a nurse how he was doing, the nurse replied “no change yet”. As for the mom, no one had realized her dental implant until it came out in this conversation. Now, I'm never a grumbler when it comes to toothaches because I've been to the dentist's a number of times, and so I know the drill. (Hope you liked the anecdotes ) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 15, 2017 Share Posted March 15, 2017 Zoo Keeper to his wife:"I've lost one of my elephant's" His wife:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?" Zoo Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!" 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixey Posted March 16, 2017 Share Posted March 16, 2017 2 Quote How I made Jennifer & Halle in Paint.net My Gallery | My Deviant Art "Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" anon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted March 17, 2017 Share Posted March 17, 2017 Think of all the time I'll save by never having to buy toilet paper again! 4 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 18, 2017 Share Posted March 18, 2017 Teacher:"Why were you late?" "Sorry, teacher, I overslept". "You mean you need to sleep at home too!" 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornemuse Posted March 19, 2017 Share Posted March 19, 2017 Englishman walks into a bar and sits down when he notices a pen on the floor. He picks it up and says to the guy next to him "oi mate is this your scribbler." The Irishman sitting beside him says "give it here till i have a look" and with that begins writing on some paper. "Wank it is and all." Says the Irishman. "How ya know?" Says the Englishman. "Sure its my handwriting." Says Paddy 2 Quote 'Where's my plinth?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Fat patient: Doctor, I want to lose weight fast. Doctor: It is very easy, just keep shaking your head, left and right. Fat patient: All the time? Doctor: No, only when someone offers you food. 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted March 22, 2017 Share Posted March 22, 2017 John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted March 23, 2017 Share Posted March 23, 2017 Brilliant. 1 3 Quote ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted March 24, 2017 Share Posted March 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Ego Eram Reputo said: Brilliant. You forgot to include the hover text: ♫ When the spacing is tight / And the difference is slight / That's a moiré ♫ 3 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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