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I was at the local swimming pool and decided to have a sneaky pee in the deep end.

 

The lifeguard must have noticed.

 

He blew his whistle so hard, I nearly fell in

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There's something wrong with my laptop.  It keeps playing Hello over and over.  Probably because it's a Dell ...

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I just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. His wife would have helped him, but she’s out of town. 

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Imagine getting engaged to a dentist and having to pretend like you floss for the rest of your stupid life...

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John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive.

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Three brothers, 94, 93, & 92 yrs old live together. 94 has filled the tub, puts his foot in the water & pauses, Am I getting in or out of the tub? he shouts. 93 says I'll come up & see. ½ way up the stairs he pauses & shouts, Am I going up the stairs or down?  92 thinks, I sure hope I'm never gonna be as absent-minded as those 2 clowns, 'knock on wood for luck!' He shouts, I'll come up and help you 2 out after I go see whos at the door, , , , ,

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