BoltBait 2,796 Report post Posted February 19 This is 1,000% true: Only HALF of programming is writing code. The other 90% is debugging. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,251 Report post Posted February 19 I was at the local swimming pool and decided to have a sneaky pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have noticed. He blew his whistle so hard, I nearly fell in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,251 Report post Posted February 19 There's something wrong with my laptop. It keeps playing Hello over and over. Probably because it's a Dell ... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,902 Report post Posted February 20 A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a typo.” 😉 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,796 Report post Posted February 20 Revised food pyramid for toddlers: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,796 Report post Posted February 25 I just helped my neighbor bury a rolled up carpet in the woods. His wife would have helped him, but she’s out of town. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HyReZ 436 Report post Posted March 9 (edited) 😞 Edited March 10 by HyReZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,796 Report post Posted March 9 Imagine getting engaged to a dentist and having to pretend like you floss for the rest of your stupid life... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,251 Report post Posted March 9 John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID-19, but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever, and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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cornemuse 54 Report post Posted March 10 Three brothers, 94, 93, & 92 yrs old live together. 94 has filled the tub, puts his foot in the water & pauses, Am I getting in or out of the tub? he shouts. 93 says I'll come up & see. ½ way up the stairs he pauses & shouts, Am I going up the stairs or down? 92 thinks, I sure hope I'm never gonna be as absent-minded as those 2 clowns, 'knock on wood for luck!' He shouts, I'll come up and help you 2 out after I go see whos at the door, , , , , Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,796 Report post Posted March 11 Me when my daughter was in Calculus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,902 Report post Posted March 18 Never contradict me on which vowel is the most important. I will always win 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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