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MikeRobe, May 20, 2014 in Grand Theory of Everything
I've just poured SuperGlue into a non-stick pan
... someone's going to be wrong 😐
I asked my 5 year daughter what she wants for her birthday
"Unicorns, rainbows and fairies", she giggled
... seems a bit young, but LSD it is then ... 🦄
I answered the door this morning and six foot beetle punched me in the face and called me a fat pig
... apparently there's a nasty bug going around
Why my avatar eyes look so, , , ,
- Clicky - it's worth it
I asked my boss, " Where do you want me to put this 10 metres of bubble wrap"
He replied, " Just pop it in the corner"
... Four freaking hours it took me
I would get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet before bed.
My cousin has 2 sons named Beau and Luke ... they were hoping the 3rd child would be a girl ...
I asked Alexa " What do women want ?"
A week later she's still talking ...
<ducks and hides >
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