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A young man asked a very wealthy businessman how he accumulated his fortune. The old man nodded and said: It was 1932, at the depth of the great depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested the nickel in an apple. I spent all day polishing the apple. At the end of the day, I sold the shiny apple for a dime. The next morning a bought two apples. I spent the rest of the day polishing them, and that night a sold them for 20 cents. I continued this for a month until a had accumulated a fortune of $1.45! The young man said "Wow! That's amazing!" And the businessman said: "And then my wife's father dies and left us 2 million dollars."

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A poor opening IMO, because if she ever moves c3-c4 pawn the b2 pawn will roll onto c3 and she'll have doubled pawns on the c-file. What is the cat thinking??

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1 hour ago, Ego Eram Reputo said:

What is the cat thinking??


Who knows what they think. Last weekend I was awakened at 3am by the cat slicing my forehead open. 
 

I jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom as to avoid getting blood everywhere. The cat just looked at me, like “what?”

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