MikeRobe

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I asked my 5 year daughter what she wants for her birthday

 

"Unicorns, rainbows and fairies", she giggled

 

... seems a bit young, but LSD it is then ... 🦄

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I answered the door this morning and six foot beetle punched me in the face and called me a fat pig

 

... apparently there's a nasty bug going around

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I asked my boss, " Where do you want me to put this 10 metres of bubble wrap"

 

He replied, " Just pop it in the corner"

 

...  Four freaking hours it took me

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