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9 hours ago, Max Baker said:

I know this situation very well! Lol

 

After 28 years with my wife ... I've learned all the potential hazards ... and that is definitely one of them

 

The same as some questions you just don't answer. Like

 

Do I look like I've lost weight ?    Yes ... "so you thought I was fat" ... No ... "so you think I'm fat" 

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7 hours ago, welshblue said:

Do I look like I've lost weight ? 

 

Correct answer: you look beautiful, as you always do. NEVER directly answer the fat question. ;)

 

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3 hours ago, Ego Eram Reputo said:

you look beautiful, as you always do.

 

Your owner must be less suspicious than mine ... I'd get - " Stop creeping ... what you after/ what have you done ?" 😋

 

One definite wrong answer to - " Notice anything different ?"  

 

" ... uh the bank account has lost weight ?"  Doesn't go down well

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On 1/18/2020 at 9:08 PM, BoltBait said:

dino.jpg

 

When I first saw this, I was like ... mmmm 

 

Two hours later the punchline hit me - that's very clever and very funny unless you're a dinosaur 😁

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Friends, I have recently acquired a number of race geese. Let me know if you're interested in taking a quick gander 😉

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I asked my wife to pass me a newspaper ... She said,  "Just use my iPad" 

 

That spider never knew what hit it ...

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