BoltBait 2,736 Report post Posted January 14 Terrible “dad joke”, I know... but, I find it funny. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,177 Report post Posted January 15 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Max Baker 2 Report post Posted January 16 15 hours ago, welshblue said: I know this situation very well! Lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,177 Report post Posted January 16 9 hours ago, Max Baker said: I know this situation very well! Lol After 28 years with my wife ... I've learned all the potential hazards ... and that is definitely one of them The same as some questions you just don't answer. Like Do I look like I've lost weight ? Yes ... "so you thought I was fat" ... No ... "so you think I'm fat" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ego Eram Reputo 2,453 Report post Posted January 17 7 hours ago, welshblue said: Do I look like I've lost weight ? Correct answer: you look beautiful, as you always do. NEVER directly answer the fat question. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,177 Report post Posted January 17 3 hours ago, Ego Eram Reputo said: you look beautiful, as you always do. Your owner must be less suspicious than mine ... I'd get - " Stop creeping ... what you after/ what have you done ?" 😋 One definite wrong answer to - " Notice anything different ?" " ... uh the bank account has lost weight ?" Doesn't go down well 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,736 Report post Posted January 19 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,177 Report post Posted January 21 On 1/18/2020 at 9:08 PM, BoltBait said: When I first saw this, I was like ... mmmm ❔ Two hours later the punchline hit me - that's very clever and very funny unless you're a dinosaur 😁 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,880 Report post Posted January 21 Friends, I have recently acquired a number of race geese. Let me know if you're interested in taking a quick gander 😉 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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welshblue 3,177 Report post Posted January 25 I asked my wife to pass me a newspaper ... She said, "Just use my iPad" That spider never knew what hit it ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
