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@BoltBait I know a way to get out of work ... but it's not one I'd recommend even to my worst enemy 😐🤣

 

My wife thinks she's a comedienne 

 

This morning as we were going through the door, she said, "Your lips are dry, let me put some salve on them"

I walked around for an hour  thinking everyone was friendly in the New Year.  Lots of people smiling at me

 

.. until I got to look in a mirror and saw the really bright purple glitter salve on a skinhead in a crombie and 14 hole doc martens

 

Revenge shall be sweet

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BREAKING NEWS:

Local cat has never been fed in entire life, says local cat.

 

One witness claims that they fed local cat 20 minutes ago.

Local cat claims "fake mews."

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The human brain is an amazing thing. It starts working the day you’re born and doesn’t stop until you take a test or talk to someone attractive. 

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32 minutes ago, welshblue said:

:arrow-up:😄 I cursed my IP provider for 30 seconds and then the penny dropped

 

When my daughter sent this to me on my phone, I did the same thing... 😂

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