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5 minutes ago, welshblue said:

 

Got to ask, it's been bugging me since last night ... google isn't throwing anything up

 

Same here - I googled it too 🤣 and got nowt!  I wasn't going to say anything as I didn't want to seem 'fick' 😬

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...that was the joke! I wet myself because no one would figure out what a random string of numbers with an exclamation mark would mean. It worked better than expected!

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1 hour ago, welshblue said:

I even phoned my daughter up,  who's a maths wizard ... humble pie now when I tell her she was right - random ... despite my insistence it must mean something

 

Ah. It keeps on giving! If I wasn't still giggling to myself I might apologize. Or not 😈

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On 8/29/2020 at 12:57 PM, welshblue said:

40 minutes ?

 

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping.

When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

 

 

He's a midget & can omnly reavh the '7' button!

(sometimes he's not alone in the elevator & they push the '10' button for him!!)

'Where's my plinth?'

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On 8/29/2020 at 12:57 PM, welshblue said:

40 minutes ?

 

A man lives on the tenth floor of a building. Every day he takes the elevator to go down to the ground floor to go to work or to go shopping.

When he returns he takes the elevator to the seventh floor and walks up the stairs to reach his apartment on the tenth floor. He hates walking so why does he do it?

 

 

He's a midget & can only reach the '7' button!

(sometimes he's not alone in the elevator & they push the '10' button for him!!)

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"Uh, Tower this is Golf Delta Victor 378-I hear a loud roaring sound in my headphones. Could you give me a visual? My instruments show no errors" 

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and the tower says "Sigh--------Sierra Foxtrot Alpha 2 niner 74- you have traffic on the runway, Please hold " 

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