MikeRobe

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I was in a supermarket today and a man said, "I'll bet you a £100 you can't pass me that meat"

 

After taking a look I said, "Sorry mate, but the steaks are too high for me ..."

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Not sure if this funny or sad ...

 

In a store today, someone whistled and 3 of us turned around and started walking back.

The men shared sheepish looks whilst the women shared knowing grins.

 

I've been trying to work out when in the 27 years, did I become so well trained  hen pecked 🤨

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:arrow-up: Damn you.  I've had Errol Brown singing away in my head for 10 minutes ... (Snickers aren't the same now they're not called Marathons 😐)

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To the person that stole my glasses.  I will find you.  I've got contacts ... 

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In these modern times I no longer want to be called FAT

 

... I am trans-slender

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@BoltBait ... fair play, that is frickin' hilarious.  (I'm starting to get worried that my wife laughs at your humour more than she does mine ... 🤨)

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