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23 hours ago, BoltBait said:

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... that horrible dialing sound.  Then you finally connected to a website and somebody would want to use the 'phone.  😐

Or the inevitable click as you were randomly disconnected.  The good ol' days of MSN messenger and it's dodgy rooms

 

Does it make Baby Boomers/ Generation X's appreciate it more - or do we take it all for granted like some youngsters do

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You know you're getting old when your barber spends more time on your ears,  than he does on your head 👨‍🦲

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I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graphing paper. I think he must be plotting something.

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Got to love where he's pulled his foot off, so he's not facing the wrong way ... 

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On 10/4/2019 at 12:09 AM, BoltBait said:

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I so want to do that.

It'll be safer than the time I crept up behind my son wearing a Scream mask ... and he floored me 🤕

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It always cracks me up to see FB ads with the line "Photoshop didn't exist back then, so you know these photos are real..."

 

Ummm... it may not have existed back then, but it does NOW! :D 

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It is a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It is a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.

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An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a police man pulls him over.

He immediately smells alcohol on the priest's breath and notices an empty wine bottle in the car.

He says: "Have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest.

The cop replies: "Then why do I smell wine?"

The priest looks at the bottle and says: "Good Lord! He's done it again!"

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