cornemuse 51 Report post Posted January 4, 2017 A photon checks into a hotel. Asked if he has any luggage. "No, I'm traveling light", , , , , 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,849 Report post Posted January 14, 2017 — How often do you make chemistry jokes? — Periodically. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ego Eram Reputo 2,440 Report post Posted January 15, 2017 Ah. Chemistry jokes... I once knew a man who drinks But now he drinks no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity". 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Pixey 4,003 Report post Posted January 21, 2017 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Thank you. Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Pixey 4,003 Report post Posted February 1, 2017 Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! After a while one elephant says to the other, "How on earth is he going to drink with that?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted February 4, 2017 On 1.2.2017 at 7:28 PM, Pixey said: Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! After a while one elephant says to the other, "How on earth is he going to drink with that?" @Pixey! Thank you so much. *Sorry! I'll be back tomorrow to give you a reputation. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,849 Report post Posted February 7, 2017 Double meanings 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted February 9, 2017 "I have just bought a pig." "Where will you keep it?" "In my sitting-room." But what about the smell?" "Oh, well, the pig will get used to it" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted February 14, 2017 A man visits his granny in the nursing home. When he arrives, she is asleep, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, watches television and eats some peanuts from a bowl on the table. Eventually, the granny wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished all the peanuts bowl. "I'm so sorry, granny, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dear," granny replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't like them anyway." 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,849 Report post Posted February 15, 2017 People are usually shocked as soon as they find out I'm not really an electrician 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,849 Report post Posted February 16, 2017 — Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? — Because they're afraid of flying off the handle! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,849 Report post Posted February 18, 2017 One of the greatest wonders of the universe herewith unveiled for thee to witness 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,104 Report post Posted February 18, 2017 A farmer met his neighbour wandering around the field. "What are you looking for?" "A cow with one eye called Bella." "What's the other eye called?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
