cornemuse 56 Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 A photon checks into a hotel. Asked if he has any luggage. "No, I'm traveling light", , , , , 3 Quote 'Where's my plinth?' Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 4 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,927 Posted January 14, 2017 Report Share Posted January 14, 2017 — How often do you make chemistry jokes? — Periodically. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ego Eram Reputo 2,655 Posted January 15, 2017 Report Share Posted January 15, 2017 Ah. Chemistry jokes... I once knew a man who drinks But now he drinks no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4 "The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity". 3 Quote ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 18, 2017 Report Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 4 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 3 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Pixey 4,570 Posted January 21, 2017 Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 2 Quote How I made Jennifer & Halle in Paint.net My Gallery | My Deviant Art "Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" anon. Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 23, 2017 Report Share Posted January 23, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 3 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 24, 2017 Report Share Posted January 24, 2017 (edited) Thank you. Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
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Seerose 4,268 Posted January 25, 2017 Report Share Posted January 25, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
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Seerose 4,268 Posted January 27, 2017 Report Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted January 29, 2017 Report Share Posted January 29, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Pixey 4,570 Posted February 1, 2017 Report Share Posted February 1, 2017 Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! After a while one elephant says to the other, "How on earth is he going to drink with that?" 1 Quote How I made Jennifer & Halle in Paint.net My Gallery | My Deviant Art "Rescuing one animal may not change the world, but for that animal their world is changed forever!" anon. Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 On 1.2.2017 at 7:28 PM, Pixey said: Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! After a while one elephant says to the other, "How on earth is he going to drink with that?" @Pixey! Thank you so much. *Sorry! I'll be back tomorrow to give you a reputation. Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 4, 2017 Report Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,927 Posted February 7, 2017 Report Share Posted February 7, 2017 Double meanings 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 9, 2017 Report Share Posted February 9, 2017 "I have just bought a pig." "Where will you keep it?" "In my sitting-room." But what about the smell?" "Oh, well, the pig will get used to it" 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 14, 2017 Report Share Posted February 14, 2017 A man visits his granny in the nursing home. When he arrives, she is asleep, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, watches television and eats some peanuts from a bowl on the table. Eventually, the granny wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished all the peanuts bowl. "I'm so sorry, granny, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" "That's okay, dear," granny replied. "After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't like them anyway." 1 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,927 Posted February 15, 2017 Report Share Posted February 15, 2017 People are usually shocked as soon as they find out I'm not really an electrician 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,927 Posted February 16, 2017 Report Share Posted February 16, 2017 — Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? — Because they're afraid of flying off the handle! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,927 Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 One of the greatest wonders of the universe herewith unveiled for thee to witness 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 4,268 Posted February 18, 2017 Report Share Posted February 18, 2017 A farmer met his neighbour wandering around the field. "What are you looking for?" "A cow with one eye called Bella." "What's the other eye called?" 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to post Share on other sites
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