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Ah. Chemistry jokes...

 

I once knew a man who drinks

But now he drinks no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

 

 

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity".

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Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! 

After a while one elephant says to the other,

"How on earth is he going to drink with that?"

 

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On 1.2.2017 at 7:28 PM, Pixey said:

Two elephants are out for a stroll when they come across a naked man! 

After a while one elephant says to the other,

"How on earth is he going to drink with that?"

 

<3 @Pixey:lol: Thank you so much.  :cake:  :coffee:

 

*Sorry! I'll be back tomorrow to give you a reputation. 

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Gandhi

 

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A man visits his granny in the nursing home.

When he arrives, she is asleep, so he just sits down in a chair in her room,

watches television and eats some peanuts from a bowl on the table. 
Eventually, the granny wakes up, and her nephew realizes he's absentmindedly finished all the peanuts bowl.

"I'm so sorry, granny, I've eaten all of your peanuts!" 
"That's okay, dear," granny replied.

"After I've sucked the chocolate off, I don't like them anyway."  ;)

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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