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Damn it!  That IT Degree mug is on point!

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I've a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Beautiful"

 

I stay stationary at green lights ... people hate me;  but boy do I feel good about myself 🚦

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:arrow-up: It shouldn't be ...  but that is absolutely hilarious 😂

 

My wife complains I don't communicate properly.  So I left her this note

 

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... 5 hours later she's not talking to me.  You really can't win sometimes 🙄

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My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead.

 

I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it.

 

I asked my French friend if they like to play video games.  She said, "Wii"

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What do corn dogs actually taste like/of ?  Heard of them but as far as I know they haven't hit our shores yet.  

Unlike chlorinated chicken which is imminent

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Life of a programmer...

 

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@welshblue, they taste like cheap sadness. Corn dogs are a mildly-spiced sausage coated in cornbread (which, if that hasn't made it to the UK, is a crumbly and lightly-sweet bread made of corn meal) and then fried. Usually, the eater dunks them in ketchup.

 

Most people I know like them. I think they're a waste of perfectly good cornbread.

 

...Maybe somebody who actually likes them could chime in.

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25 minutes ago, LionsDragon said:

mildly-spiced sausage

nice way of saying Hot Dog.

25 minutes ago, LionsDragon said:

ketchup

Mustard (Hot) is what makes it complete.

 

Mostly found in Amusement parks, County fairs and Circus food stands.

 

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14 hours ago, LionsDragon said:

they taste like cheap sadness.

 

I think I'll give them a swerve if they make their way here in the imminent Trade Deal ... had enough expensive sadness to last a lifetime 😂

 

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Some jerks knocked on my door today telling me I needed to be “saved” or else I would “burn.”

 

 

Stupid firemen!

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