BoltBait 2,669 Report post Posted July 24, 2019 Damn it! That IT Degree mug is on point! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,091 Report post Posted July 25, 2019 I've a bumper sticker that says "Honk If You Think I'm Beautiful" I stay stationary at green lights ... people hate me; but boy do I feel good about myself 🚦 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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welshblue 3,091 Report post Posted July 26, 2019 It shouldn't be ... but that is absolutely hilarious 😂 My wife complains I don't communicate properly. So I left her this note ... 5 hours later she's not talking to me. You really can't win sometimes 🙄 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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welshblue 3,091 Report post Posted July 27, 2019 My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead. I’m reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen… I can feel it. I asked my French friend if they like to play video games. She said, "Wii" 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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welshblue 3,091 Report post Posted July 28, 2019 What do corn dogs actually taste like/of ? Heard of them but as far as I know they haven't hit our shores yet. Unlike chlorinated chicken which is imminent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,669 Report post Posted July 31, 2019 This one's for the ladies: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Ego Eram Reputo 2,440 Report post Posted July 31, 2019 I keep seeing these... I keep thinking this.... 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,669 Report post Posted August 1, 2019 You been messing around? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LionsDragon 853 Report post Posted August 1, 2019 @welshblue, they taste like cheap sadness. Corn dogs are a mildly-spiced sausage coated in cornbread (which, if that hasn't made it to the UK, is a crumbly and lightly-sweet bread made of corn meal) and then fried. Usually, the eater dunks them in ketchup. Most people I know like them. I think they're a waste of perfectly good cornbread. ...Maybe somebody who actually likes them could chime in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewDavid 630 Report post Posted August 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, LionsDragon said: mildly-spiced sausage nice way of saying Hot Dog. 25 minutes ago, LionsDragon said: ketchup Mustard (Hot) is what makes it complete. Mostly found in Amusement parks, County fairs and Circus food stands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LionsDragon 853 Report post Posted August 1, 2019 I was trying to be polite @AndrewDavid. Hot dogs don't agree with my ulcer, which STINKS! 😭 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 3,091 Report post Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, LionsDragon said: they taste like cheap sadness. I think I'll give them a swerve if they make their way here in the imminent Trade Deal ... had enough expensive sadness to last a lifetime 😂 Edited August 1, 2019 by welshblue Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,669 Report post Posted August 2, 2019 Some jerks knocked on my door today telling me I needed to be “saved” or else I would “burn.” Stupid firemen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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