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I picked up a hitchhiker the other day. He seemed fine. After a couple minutes, he thanked me for picking him up and then asked me if I was afraid that he was a serial killer. I told him, “No. The odds of two serial killers being in the same car at the same time was incredibly small.”

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14 hours ago, Roger the Dodger said:

Stop me if I'm getting too Silly

 

No. No. You're only being slightly silly. That's more than acceptable. If you were doing a silly walk, well, our standards would be higher :)

 

Look at John Cleese's face and repeat after me..."The only reason BoltBait is here on the forum, is.... someone nailed him there."

 

 

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6 hours ago, Ego Eram Reputo said:

 

No. No. You're only being slightly silly. That's more than acceptable. If you were doing a silly walk, well, our standards would be higher :)

 

Look at John Cleese's face and repeat after me..."The only reason BoltBait is here on the forum, is.... someone nailed him there."

 

 

Hi Ego Eram Reputo

Many thanks 😊

 

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51 minutes ago, welshblue said:

 

😉  Sadly it's true.  I include my own son in that.  Faking to gain advantage - drives me mad

 

Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from his Pixar collection, apart from one.  He's never going to give you Up

 

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense

 

Oh they are bad dad jokes :D

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April Jones, 2012

 
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