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As the owner of cats... can verify.

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A mathematician stumbles home drunk at 3 a.m. and his wife is livid.

“You swore that you would be home by 11:45!”

"No," slurs the mathematician... “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”

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RIP Tim Conway...  Thanks for all the laughs!

 

 

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?

 

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Winnie the Pooh.

 

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