Maximilian Posted July 7, 2019 Share Posted July 7, 2019 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TrevorOutlaw Posted July 8, 2019 Share Posted July 8, 2019 Co-worker told me today that he got a part time job working for Samsung's store. He proudly said, "I guess you can say that I am the Guardian of the Galaxy." Quote Paint.NET Gallery | Remove Foreground Object Tutorial | Dispersion Effect Tutorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionsDragon Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/8/2019 at 3:32 PM, TrevorOutlaw said: Co-worker told me today that he got a part time job working for Samsung's store. He proudly said, "I guess you can say that I am the Guardian of the Galaxy." May I please slap your coworker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LionsDragon Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 8 hours ago, welshblue said: In other news, Willie still has not found his bike. However, it's easy to find his tour bus: just look for the one with smoke pouring out the windows. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Took my wife to the Doctor yesterday to see about her Tourettes. She doesn't have it. Apparently I am an D***head and she does want me to F off. 3 1 Quote ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 This should give you some idea of what having robot overlords will be like: 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 14, 2019 Share Posted July 14, 2019 2 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornemuse Posted July 15, 2019 Share Posted July 15, 2019 1 Quote 'Where's my plinth?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macneacail Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 some would say there's only a colour difference between water and Heineken 1. You leave home and drive 2 hours at 2 am to Houston to catch a plane - no beer 2. You fly to NY and find out you have to change airports - no beer 3. You take a bus - no beer 4. You fly to Toronto - no beer 5. You fly to some small place in Novo Scotia and buy a Scottish T Shirt - Which you can not wear anywhere as it says "If I was wearing underpants it would be a dress it is a kilt" - Canadian Beer 6. Your father dies in Australia so you arrange to fly to Australia -- 7. Fly to Toronto - no beer 8. Fly to Rome - no beer under 15 dollars a can - El Cheapo airlines 9 Arrive late need hotel 10. Taxi driver says fixed fee in Rome -- agree to pay 50 Euros - he drives you to Hotel 1 block from airport - no beer at Hotel - but the lady wanted to know if I wanted an hour or a night 11. Walk to airport 12. Catch plane to Qatar - coke 13. Catch plane to Sydney - sleep 14. Get off in Sydney and no one at airport - no beer 15 Wait two hours - decide to take train home 16. Trains cancelled to Newcastle - put on bus with 15 small kids who are all sick and coughing -- is nose dribble that is yellow bad or is the green worse - no drinks 17. Ring daughter tell her if she not pick you up you will say terrible things to her boyfriend about the pictures - no pictures but it always works 18. 4 hours later after trip through boonies land in Newcastle - no beer 19. Spend week with daughter whilst step mother flies from Italy -- her first holiday in 20 years and dad dies -- bastard always got the last word - Australian beer 20. Fly to Italy for work through Turkey - 20 USD for visa at Turkish border - no beer - for first time ever security checks accelerometer - explain a box with single light and 2 ports in Turkey to TSA guys -- no beer 21. Fly to Rome - no beer 22. Get train to Bologna - no beer 23. Walk to accommodation - no beer, coke water and the elevator is broken - 3 computers and 4 accelerometers has mass of about 15 kg on back. - Hint do not let airport weigh backpack 24. Walk to favourite restaurant in whole world on main Piazza - sit down ask for Sicilian beer - numero uno 25. Waiter tells you made by Heineken -- you laugh and drink beer and sit next to American tourist who says the beer is good not like that Heineken stuff 26. You make his day - tell tourist you know beer made by Mafia in secret plant -- why do people believe you if you tell story with straight face All of the above is true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macneacail Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 True Story: Friend's mother died. Her husband had called her wif her whole life. Two guys at the funeral heard the mother's real name and said out loud, where is WIF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Am I the only one around here old enough to remember when they used to print the pictures of missing children on milk cartons? 3 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BoltBait Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 Damn it! That IT Degree mug is on point! 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BoltBait Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 This one's for the ladies: Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I keep seeing these... I keep thinking this.... 1 1 Quote ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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