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Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar...

 

You can't tell me that's a coincidence!

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Going into a teenagers bedroom is like going into IKEA.

You pop in for a look and come out with 4 plates,  4 mugs, 4 sets of cutlery and 2 towels

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:arrow-up: I was expecting the broom to be shoved somewhere ...

 

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When you trip and spill 20 litres of seed compost all over the kitchen.  On freshly washed whites, in and on new suede boots.  Everywhere

2 hours later I'm still seeing bits of it.  Silver sand and vermiculite taunting me

 

Never been so scared in my life as when I heard her coming to see what the noise was.

When I argued I'm not accident prone ... apparently I haven't got enough fingers left to count the times I've been in A & E or an ambulance 😮

Anyone got a spare bed because I think I'm in the shed tonight.  Bigger than a dog-house I guess

 

If I disappear it's because "no court in the land would convict her"

Gardening is meant to be good for stress

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