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My partner has the same pathological fear of creepy-crawlies 🕷️. A scream usually brings me running. I pick them up in my hands and gently remove them while she shudders. 

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“He's rich, but you can't see his assets.


He's smart, but you can't see his grades.


He's got a plan to fix everything, but he's not going to share it with you.


Everything is amazing, but if it's not...that's something Obama did.


He's in incredible shape, but you can't see his health report.


He's innocent, but no you can't talk to anyone about that.


He hires only the best people to run our country, which is why there are so many job openings and definitely not because they all keep getting arrested.


He has a better and more substantial network of informants than the FBI and CIA combined, but no... you can't see where he's getting that information from.


I really wish I had a punchline for all of this.  But this is just life now, I guess.”

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