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Four soldiers are captured in Iraq

 

A Welshman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man.

Their captors tell them they have one last request before being executed

 

The Welshman says, " I want to hear Land of My Fathers, 50 times"

The Scotsman says, " I want to hear Flower of Scotland 50 times"

The Irishman says, " I want to hear The Soldier's Song 50 times"

 

The Englishman says, " FFS Please shoot me first ..."

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Does your brain have a hard time reading that?  Be honest...

 

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Ha - ha @BoltBait it's taken 48 hours for me  to get the joke here  At first I thought it was a naughty dream, then the penny dropped 😂 cow lick hair :lightning:

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@BoltBait :arrow-up: but lost the spelling bee when they got there 😋

 

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Shouldn't laugh, but after a night of beer and a vindaloo ... serves him right for waking me up

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I saw my Grandfather sat outside with no trousers or pants on. 

Fearing dementia,  I asked him what he was doing and he said, "It's your Gran's idea.  Last week I sat outside with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck ..."

 

Soon to be stripped of the Homer Award

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My wife wanted me to buy her a Siamese cat, but my mate told me that they are really expensive.

 

So I bought two normal cats and Superglued their heads together.

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:arrow-up:🤣

 

Reminds me of the two American Siamese sisters arguing where to go on vacation in Europe.

"Why do you want to go to the UK so much ?" asks one

The other replies, "I want to drive for a change ..."

 

(Not sure my wife had to say, Imagine if you were a siamese twin ... the world's worst nightmare 🤔🙄)

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