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A man filed a police report that his bag was stolen.  Upon leaving the man's apartment, the officer found the man's bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

 

It was a brief case.

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Have you heard about the ship carrying blue paint and the ship carrying red paint that crashed into the same island?

 

All the sailors were marooned ?

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To You...  For those long winded trouble shooting messages with tech support

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Just sending you a quick note:

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                                             Your Fumble Savant bow2.gif.377161098acb8af7145a14d7160942bb.gif

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What do you call a 350 lb stripper?

 

Answer:

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Broke!

 

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Downloading here is simplified to absurdity, I was about to give up, , , , but persisted.

Its getting like MacDonalds, the cash register has pictures of Big Macs, Large Fries, etc.

 

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frustration!!
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