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I press ‘save’ to save my work.

I press ‘save’ again because it good to save again.

I press ‘save’ again as ‘saving’ is good practice.

Again, I press ‘save’ so after-all, prevention is better than cure.

Once more I press save because “Blessed are those who save for they shall not regret.”

I press save as a life is too long to not save safely.

I press ‘control + S’ again because it doesn’t hurt to be on safe side.

I press Control and S key harder, because you know it saves better when you press S key harder.

 

P.S. What a bummer when save in ‘Codelab’ it always asks you to replace previous saved file. Seriously, Too much effort. :sadtard: Seesh!! (Disclaimer: This is only sarcasm, nothing serious.)

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On 23.2.2018 at 2:12 AM, LionsDragon said:

@Seerose, if that's real it's amazing.

 

<3 Dear @LionsDragon

If that was real, I would not like to pull on a pullover.
I would always be afraid that I would burn my fingers. :lol:

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Programmer's jokes:

 

 

I like my women like I like my file systems:  fat, 32, insecure and easily corrupted.

 

Two SQL developers walked into a bar... then they walked right out again. There were no tables for them to join.

 

 

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:arrow-up: I can so relate to that :lol:

 

Q.  What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig ?

Spoiler

A. A woman who won't do as she's told ... 

 

(Ducks and hides)

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2 minutes ago, welshblue said:

:arrow-up: I can so relate to that :lol:

 

I think all parents can. :D 

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that... 2:30am?!  Lucky for him I was still awake playing my bagpipes.

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On 08/03/2018 at 2:41 AM, BoltBait said:

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that... 2:30am?!  Lucky for him I was still awake playing my bagpipes.

 

That's like ... My neighbour has been listening to some great music tonight.  I think I'd better turn it down

 

On 06/03/2018 at 7:27 PM, BoltBait said:

I think all parents can. :D 

 

But how does lego compare to that hidden electrical plug left standing upright?  Undecided which I've wanted to smother my kids most over :D

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