Seerose 3,957 Report post Posted January 20, 2018 (edited) Toilets of the World Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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BoltBait 2,522 Report post Posted February 3, 2018 James Taylor is an amazing singer/song writer. And, now he's updated one of his most famous songs: 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,522 Report post Posted February 9, 2018 My wife left me because I am too insecure. No wait she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea. 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,522 Report post Posted February 9, 2018 Any one else miss Clippy? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 9, 2018 You shouldn't use “beefstew” as a password because it isn't stroganoff ☝️ ? 1 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 3,957 Report post Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) Optimist Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 3,957 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests. ********************************************************** Why do you take baths in milk? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower. ********************************************************** What goes up and down but never moves? The stairs! ********************************************************** Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're bitter. ********************************************************** Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 I stayed up all night to try and find out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoltBait 2,522 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Maximilian said: I stayed up all night to try and find out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me You will now have a bright future! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 11, 2018 4 hours ago, BoltBait said: You will now have a bright future! Already crossing fingers for it!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 3,957 Report post Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) ************************************************************************* Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 13, 2018 The other day I tried to make reservations at the library, but I couldn't. They were completely booked 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seerose 3,957 Report post Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) Happy Valentine's to whom it may concern Edited December 5, 2018 by Maximilian fixed broken link 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Maximilian 1,788 Report post Posted February 15, 2018 A little sci-fi romanticism to say goodbye to this past Valentine's 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshblue 2,646 Report post Posted February 16, 2018 So true ... 2 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Drydareelin 220 Report post Posted February 20, 2018 My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is." I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said, "You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted. "Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?" "In the lake." 1 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
