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My wife came home yesterday and said,

"Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."


I asked her what it was and she told me it had water in the carburettor. I though for a moment, then said,

"You know I don't mean this badly, but you're not mechanically inclined. You don't know the carburettor from the radiator."


"No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," she insisted.


"Ok, honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?"


"In the lake."

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I press ‘save’ to save my work.

I press ‘save’ again because it good to save again.

I press ‘save’ again as ‘saving’ is good practice.

Again, I press ‘save’ so after-all, prevention is better than cure.

Once more I press save because “Blessed are those who save for they shall not regret.”

I press save as a life is too long to not save safely.

I press ‘control + S’ again because it doesn’t hurt to be on safe side.

I press Control and S key harder, because you know it saves better when you press S key harder.


P.S. What a bummer when save in ‘Codelab’ it always asks you to replace previous saved file. Seriously, Too much effort. :sadtard: Seesh!! (Disclaimer: This is only sarcasm, nothing serious.)

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Programmer's jokes:



I like my women like I like my file systems:  fat, 32, insecure and easily corrupted.


Two SQL developers walked into a bar... then they walked right out again. There were no tables for them to join.



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Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game

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