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It's from forum rule#7. When I first read it I found it very funny.

 

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Person A: How do I do ______ ?

Person B: Oh just click on _____ and then do _____

Person A: I can't find it :'( :'(

Person B: Well make you sure you look over ______ and click on _____ first

Person A: I still can't find it!!! :'(

Person B: (suddenly gains psychic insight) Oh, make sure you have the latest version installed.

Person A: (suddenly gains the power of the latest version) Yes! IT works now!

 

And that's why you always install your software updates.

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Mr. Beschastnykh is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls.

The first accountant guy walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.”

The boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”

“16” replies the accountant.

Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out. Upset, disappointed, and confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office.

The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”.

“16” replies the accountant.

Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out.

Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn’t want to work there anyway.

The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”.

The accountant guy replies, “Anything you want it to be.”

Mr.Beschastnykh says, “You’re hired.”

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What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? 
Lots of blood tests.
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Why do you take baths in milk?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower. 
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What goes up and down but never moves? 
The stairs!
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Why don't cannibals eat divorced women?
Because they're bitter.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.

A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.

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Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Gandhi

 

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