BoltBait Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Turns out, creating a new breathalyzer for pot was easy and inexpensive... 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Mr. Beschastnykh is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls. The first accountant guy walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.” The boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?” “16” replies the accountant. Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out. Upset, disappointed, and confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office. The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”. “16” replies the accountant. Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out. Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn’t want to work there anyway. The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”. The accountant guy replies, “Anything you want it to be.” Mr.Beschastnykh says, “You’re hired.” Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I burned 2,000 calories while I was at the gym... (That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I go to the gym.) 2 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevorOutlaw Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 1 hour ago, Seerose said: As a former goalkeeper, I winced and chuckled at this. Quote Paint.NET Gallery | Remove Foreground Object Tutorial | Dispersion Effect Tutorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 On 8.1.2018 at 9:31 PM, TrevorOutlaw said: As a former goalkeeper, I winced and chuckled at this. @TrevorOutlaw! Oh dear ... what a pain... Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 (edited) Toilets of the World Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted January 12, 2018 Share Posted January 12, 2018 1 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted January 20, 2018 Share Posted January 20, 2018 (edited) Toilets of the World Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 2 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 (edited) * Creativity Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted January 29, 2018 Share Posted January 29, 2018 1 2 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted February 3, 2018 Share Posted February 3, 2018 James Taylor is an amazing singer/song writer. And, now he's updated one of his most famous songs: 1 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 My wife left me because I am too insecure. No wait she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea. 1 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Any one else miss Clippy? 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 1 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 You shouldn't use “beefstew” as a password because it isn't stroganoff ☝️ ? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 (edited) Optimist Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire? Lots of blood tests. ********************************************************** Why do you take baths in milk? I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower. ********************************************************** What goes up and down but never moves? The stairs! ********************************************************** Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're bitter. ********************************************************** Some people ask the secret of our long marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesday, I go Friday. 2 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 I stayed up all night to try and find out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltBait Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Maximilian said: I stayed up all night to try and find out where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me You will now have a bright future! 2 Quote Click to play: Download: BoltBait's Plugin Pack | CodeLab | and how about a Computer Dominos Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted February 11, 2018 Share Posted February 11, 2018 4 hours ago, BoltBait said: You will now have a bright future! Already crossing fingers for it!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted February 12, 2018 Share Posted February 12, 2018 (edited) ************************************************************************* Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 1 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximilian Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 The other day I tried to make reservations at the library, but I couldn't. They were completely booked 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seerose Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Edited April 17, 2018 by Seerose 3 Quote Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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