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Four soldiers are captured in Iraq

 

A Welshman, a Scotsman, an Irishman and an English man.

Their captors tell them they have one last request before being executed

 

The Welshman says, " I want to hear Land of My Fathers, 50 times"

The Scotsman says, " I want to hear Flower of Scotland 50 times"

The Irishman says, " I want to hear The Soldier's Song 50 times"

 

The Englishman says, " FFS Please shoot me first ..."

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Does your brain have a hard time reading that?  Be honest...

 

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Ha - ha @BoltBait it's taken 48 hours for me  to get the joke here  At first I thought it was a naughty dream, then the penny dropped 😂 cow lick hair :lightning:

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@BoltBait :arrow-up: but lost the spelling bee when they got there 😋

 

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Shouldn't laugh, but after a night of beer and a vindaloo ... serves him right for waking me up

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