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MikeRobe, May 20, 2014 in Grand Theory of Everything
*Making My Own Painting
She: Your fault. You lost the appointment letter
Me: My fault ? You wrote it on the calendar
Receptionist: At least you know where to find us tomorrow
She: True. May as well do some Christmas shopping
Me: You're both comedians #*!%
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I love the poems. Exactly so when they are short. Thank you for sharing.
... according to something on the radio the other day ... If Father Christmas drank all the brandy left for him, he'd be 11,000 times over the UK drink/ drive limit 😕
Is it just me as a man and present wrapping ?
Just spent an hour and a half on six presents ... paper too small ... paper too big. Despite the grids on the back. One is like a patchwork quilt 😏
... losing the end of the sellotape is easy - finding end of said sellotape, not so easy ... sellotape sticking to your fingers ... sellotape ripping paper.
New nemesis. Sellotape. Then remembering halfway through I've left the price tags on
I could wallpaper half a room in the time it's taken me. Is giving money really so unromantic ?
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