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I'm laughing at this way more than I probably should be...

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That's how my grandmother went.  She was begging to go the bathroom for so long that she was finally taken to the bathroom, and  she went.  So, I find the comic a bit in poor taste.

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It's from forum rule#7. When I first read it I found it very funny.

 

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Person A: How do I do ______ ?

Person B: Oh just click on _____ and then do _____

Person A: I can't find it :'( :'(

Person B: Well make you sure you look over ______ and click on _____ first

Person A: I still can't find it!!! :'(

Person B: (suddenly gains psychic insight) Oh, make sure you have the latest version installed.

Person A: (suddenly gains the power of the latest version) Yes! IT works now!

 

And that's why you always install your software updates.

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10 hours ago, TrevorOutlaw said:

So, I find the comic a bit in poor taste.

 

Sorry about your Gran' but personally I find Gallows Humour some of the funniest and helps with grief

 

Like the time somebody asked me how my Father was ... to which I replied, " He's not very well" ... they asked, "Nothing serious, I hope"

They looked a bit shocked when I said, " Not really, he's just dead ..."

 

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Turns out, creating a new breathalyzer for pot was easy and inexpensive...

 

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Mr. Beschastnykh is hiring for an accounting position, and is conducting interviews for each of the hopefuls.

The first accountant guy walks in and starts to introduce himself, “I’m here for the accounting position.”

The boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”

“16” replies the accountant.

Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out. Upset, disappointed, and confused, the accountant slowly leaves the office.

The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”.

“16” replies the accountant.

Mr.Beschastnykh tells him to get out.

Just as confused as the first accountant, the second one leaves thinking that if the boss is that stupid he doesn’t want to work there anyway.

The next candidate then enters and the boss asks him, “What’s 4×4?”.

The accountant guy replies, “Anything you want it to be.”

Mr.Beschastnykh says, “You’re hired.”

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I burned 2,000 calories while I was at the gym...

 

(That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven when I go to the gym.) :(

 

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On 8.1.2018 at 9:31 PM, TrevorOutlaw said:

As a former goalkeeper, I winced and chuckled at this.

 

@TrevorOutlaw! Oh dear ... what a pain... B) 

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