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47 minutes ago, DrewDale said:

:lol: Class :lol: 

 

I still don't know if it's ripping the Welsh or the English :roll:

40 minutes ago, LionsDragon said:

Oconomowoc

 

Wow. Love it.  I bet people have fun getting taxis back there after a night out :beer:

 

There's a lot of double L's and D's in the Welsh language.

In fact I used to go out with a girl who had 36DD's ... she had a ridiculously long name ... 

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It's Wisconsin--they don't have to leave town to find a bar! (I love my home state, but dang!)

 

I hope she married a Jones just so she could fit her name on the registry!

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  Welshblue.....Really ? had 36DDs in her name! WOW, ; I'll Bet she vacationed in Tetaumatawhakatangihangakoauaotamateaurehaeaturipukapihimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuaakitanarahu, NZ on her honeymoon  ROLF1.gif.8add69e223e6707c01b21d698ce82e94.gif

And the rest of you lot........59d7d4849a461_giphy(3).gif.924865493eda8c9d9f73b1104a71852b.gif

 

 

If I may, 

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COMPUTER ERROR!!! 

 

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I bid you,  hwyl fawr a noson dda     bow.gif.509d74ae55d959d8c2f81f57889e1874.gif   goodbye and good night

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The joke here is the 36DD's  :cake::cake: ... then a play on ... oh, it was a carp joke anyways.

 

@Scooter ... ti'n siarad cymraeg ... sut wyt ti heddiw boi ?

 

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When I was in the army I lost my rifle and was fined £1000 ... I realised then why a captain always goes down with the ship ... 

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On ‎10‎/‎6‎/‎2017 at 11:53 PM, welshblue said:

 

@Scooter ...‎ TI speakers ... How do you guy today?

 

 

WelchBlue ... HD hears... Do I good fellow today -----I LOVE GOOGLE Translators  ( you should see what I thought I said in Eng-er-lish )----Never Mind, too late !  minds gone  :happeh:ouarf.gif.a2809894a8ae11b8b60a4830d957b988.gif

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I laughed  at this one..........WAIT a Minuet ! , do you mean.....

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Yeah Computer stuff IS complex .....

 

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And just for my favorite Seerose, (just as you all suspected)....

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beep, beep

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TEK-KNOL- O GEE

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And  last, in appreciation of nightnurse's hysterical entry above...

 

Two blonde engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A red headed woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
'We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole,' said one, 'but we don't have a ladder.'
The red headed woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, 'Twenty one feet, six inches,' and walked away.
One blonde engineer shook her head and laughed, 'A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and she gives us the length.'

 

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@nitenurse79 ... I must have peroxide residue on my brain - took 3 reads before I got that :/ :D

 

The following seem quite pertinent after updating to The Creators Fall Update ... it wouldn't let me log on with my password and when attempting to change it, it told me I couldn't use one I'd used before.  No kidding Sherlock.  

 

1.  Microsoft: "You've got questions.  We've got dancing paperclips"

 

2. The box said, "Requires Vista or Better"  So I installed Linux.

 

3. Michael Sinz: "Programming is Like sex.  One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life ..."

 

4. The Internet.  Where Men are Women.  Women are Men and Children are FBI Agents

 

5.  If you think patience is a virtue ... try surfing the net on a 14.4k dial up connection

 

And my favourite

 

A computer once beat me at chess.  It was no match for me at kickboxing ...

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:arrow-up: When a word is invented because of people being anti-social with phones - PHUBBING - progress isn't that great :roll:

 

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Love that Rhino clip Pixey. I have a funny Rhino animation I made, but posting it would surely ban me, so I won't.....

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You guys and gals crack me up. Great stuff :D

A Small sample of the good things ....... Laughter 

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Snow White will have to be re-written :D

 

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