AGJM Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What was the best insult, completely from your own mind, that you have ever made/used? On the second day of eighth grade, a child in my grade who was... "tall from side to side" (quoted from Fiddler on the Roof) boasted that he could beat me up. I simply said "No." He replied "How much do you weigh?" I answered "About 140" He asked "How much do you think I weigh?" I replied "Too much." He was... upset, to say the least. There was another instance when he told me to turn down my iPod's volume as to not damage my hearing, so I replied that if I wouldn't hear his voice it wouldn't be all that bad. I guess all that was immature, but he went out of his way to verbally assault me about three times before that first instance. He said that my hair looked like corn rows, that I sat by myself for attention, and that I was dumb because I liked rock music... He didn't have the guts to say those things to my face, sadly. So, what was the best insult that you have ever thought up or used? Quote The hardest part of ending is starting again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 My best are not fit to repeat here. However, I once told a victim they had a Jimi Hendrix hairdo. Victim: "Why Jimi Hendrix?" Me: "He's been dead for 25 years." 3 Quote ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdnnoob Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Caucasian friend: Dude you're asian; you probably aced that test Me: Well, I'm only half asian, so I only got half of the answers right... Took him some time to figure it out, but he managed it eventually PS I did ace the test...just in case you were wondering Quote No, Paint.NET is not spyware...but, installing it is an IQ test. ~BoltBait Blend modes are like the filling in your sandwich. It's the filling that can change your experience of the sandwich. ~Ego Eram Reputo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh501stSnoipeh Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 (edited) Some girl (who is a jerk) once said "Why don't you take a picture, it'll last longer!" I told her that her face would break the camera. Edited October 22, 2013 by teh501stSnoipeh Quote Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/glitchmaster225/ “If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.” - Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doverdemon77 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) Well, these days I'm usually saying something insulting all the time, but I pretend to just be ignorant, it's sooo funny. <snip> Edited October 28, 2013 by pyrochild Swearing with @ substitued for 'a' is still swearing. Don't. Quote "....brings out the duty in my soul" -Spinal Tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbieq25 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Someone once asked me how much my hairdresser would charge to cut his hair. I looked & frowned & said probably $50. That much to cut hair?! My response was no, $5.00 to cut the hair, the $45.00 is search fee... Quote Knowledge is no burden to carry. April Jones, 2012 Gallery My DA Gallery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RFX Posted December 1, 2013 Share Posted December 1, 2013 "I can feel your pain and totally understand why you're so upset... If any of us looked like you do, we'd all be mad as hell too." - RF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drydareelin Posted December 6, 2013 Share Posted December 6, 2013 "Thank you for your opinion. I'll just go ahead and add it to my list of things I don't care about." "Oh look, you've made it to the top!" Quote Gallery DeviantArt Planet Tutorial | Sun Tutorial Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh501stSnoipeh Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) One time, some kid would not stop messing with me, and one day I finally lost it and recited Chevy Chase's famous rant from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. If you don't remember it, here it is. This contains some bad language, just warning you. youtube.com/watch?v=afbLb8A6oSE Edited December 17, 2013 by teh501stSnoipeh Quote Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/glitchmaster225/ “If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.” - Steven Wright Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitenurse79 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 None. 'Cos I'm so nice and forgiving Yeah...sure 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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