david.atwell Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Canoe trainers.. circus elephant instructors..They're all inferior! I want human cup holders! Look at the end of your arms. You are human cup holders. The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrochild Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Woah. Profound. ambigram signature by Kemaru [i write plugins and stuff] If you like a post, upvote it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pride Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Canoe trainers.. circus elephant instructors..They're all inferior! I want human cup holders! Look at the end of your arms. You are human cup holders. I want someone who will hold my cup of water forever and ever! :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Man Dan Posted March 29, 2009 Share Posted March 29, 2009 Don't forget BoltBait worshipers. I'm pretty sure that's everyone's job. I am not a mechanism, I am part of the resistance; I am an organism, an animal, a creature, I am a beast. ~ Becoming the Archetype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwicky Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 This is probably easier to understand. That's some serious weirdo theorisation/spirituality/overwhelmingly-badly reviewed sci-fi movie material right there. I read it though! Someone should punch that guy in the nose for me. Theoretically of course :wink: It's right up there with the theory of an alternate reality full of half-sentient BoltBait worshippers. Hidden Content: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Brewster Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 I read his book, The Physics of Immortality ( http://www.amazon.com/Physics-Immortali ... 513&sr=8-1 ) in college after mom my handed to me and said, "Here, read this. Maybe you can explain it to me." Lots of interesting ideas in there, although I admit to using it on more than a few occasions to fall asleep. The text was so dense that often after 5 pages my brain was tired. Next stop: zzzzzz-land. My favorite part was where he formally proved that catching a glimpse of the most beautiful woman* ever (as classified by ranking each possible genetic sequence on attractiveness, and choosing the winner) would actually kill you. This was based on some research he cited stating that a person's nervous system responded in proportion to how attractive they found the subject they were looking it. I guess it wasn't too much of a stretch -- look at an average person, ok, heart beat is normal. Wind up in line behind Megan Fox* at Starbucks while she's finishing off an ice cream cone and your heart just might skip a beat Then just extrapolate from there ... * or whatever you're in to ** or whomever The Paint.NET Blog: https://blog.getpaint.net/ Donations are always appreciated! https://www.getpaint.net/donate.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Well, yeah. If Penny can make Dr. Horrible feel like a fool, kinda sick, special needs...anyways, if that's true (and Penny is pretty, but merely above average in beauty), does that mean a really beautiful woman would make you dance like a monkey, puke your guts out, and then...I don't know, hurl yourself down the stairs? :-P The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Well, yeah. If Penny can make Dr. Horrible feel like a fool, kinda sick, special needs...anyways, if that's true (and Penny is pretty, but merely above average in beauty), does that mean a really beautiful woman would make you dance like a monkey, puke your guts out, and then...I don't know, hurl yourself down the stairs? :-P Hunh. I think I've just figured out marriage. :-P The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 Hunh. I think I've just figured out marriage. :-P Your wife/significant other/partner/spouse doesn't read this forum do they? While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic? ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Brewster Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic? Any thread introducing the word "ponies" is automatically converted to an off-topic thread. The Paint.NET Blog: https://blog.getpaint.net/ Donations are always appreciated! https://www.getpaint.net/donate.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sozo Posted March 30, 2009 Share Posted March 30, 2009 While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic? Any thread introducing the word "ponies" is automatically converted to an off-topic thread. Really?! Someone should try it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zwicky Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Rule Number 29 anyone?! 28) .....Your post will be edited or locked, and you may be banned. and.... 29)Any thread introducing the word "ponies" is automatically converted to an off-topic thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minoeman Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Do it. :twisted: We should all be... Alive... ......................................... ......................................... |Lightning|My Dome|Pokemon sig tut| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Eram Reputo Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 I _like_ ponies Why not llamas or alpacas? They have to be the most dim looking animal! They deserve to burn :twisted: ebook: Mastering Paint.NET | resources: Plugin Index | Stereogram Tut | proud supporter of Codelab plugins: EER's Plugin Pack | Planetoid | StickMan | WhichSymbol+ | Dr Scott's Markup Renderer | CSV Filetype | dwarf horde plugins: Plugin Browser | ShapeMaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.atwell Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic? We're in the middle of locking down a WEOMPA. This is totally on topic. :-) The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.Amy: But how did it end up in there?The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShK_828 Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Ponies. Most Likely. Indeed. Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Brewster Posted March 31, 2009 Share Posted March 31, 2009 Thread's done. Closed The Paint.NET Blog: https://blog.getpaint.net/ Donations are always appreciated! https://www.getpaint.net/donate.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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