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Canoe trainers.. circus elephant instructors..

They're all inferior! I want human cup holders!

Look at the end of your arms. You are human cup holders.

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Canoe trainers.. circus elephant instructors..

They're all inferior! I want human cup holders!

Look at the end of your arms. You are human cup holders.

I want someone who will hold my cup of water forever and ever! :?

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This is probably easier to understand.

That's some serious weirdo theorisation/spirituality/overwhelmingly-badly reviewed sci-fi movie material right there. I read it though! Someone should punch that guy in the nose for me. Theoretically of course :wink:

It's right up there with the theory of an alternate reality full of half-sentient BoltBait worshippers. :P

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I read his book, The Physics of Immortality ( http://www.amazon.com/Physics-Immortali ... 513&sr=8-1 ) in college after mom my handed to me and said, "Here, read this. Maybe you can explain it to me." Lots of interesting ideas in there, although I admit to using it on more than a few occasions to fall asleep. The text was so dense that often after 5 pages my brain was tired. Next stop: zzzzzz-land.

My favorite part was where he formally proved that catching a glimpse of the most beautiful woman* ever (as classified by ranking each possible genetic sequence on attractiveness, and choosing the winner) would actually kill you. This was based on some research he cited stating that a person's nervous system responded in proportion to how attractive they found the subject they were looking it. I guess it wasn't too much of a stretch -- look at an average person, ok, heart beat is normal. Wind up in line behind Megan Fox* at Starbucks while she's finishing off an ice cream cone and your heart just might skip a beat ;) Then just extrapolate from there ...

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Well, yeah. If Penny can make Dr. Horrible feel like a fool, kinda sick, special needs...anyways, if that's true (and Penny is pretty, but merely above average in beauty), does that mean a really beautiful woman would make you dance like a monkey, puke your guts out, and then...I don't know, hurl yourself down the stairs? :-P

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Well, yeah. If Penny can make Dr. Horrible feel like a fool, kinda sick, special needs...anyways, if that's true (and Penny is pretty, but merely above average in beauty), does that mean a really beautiful woman would make you dance like a monkey, puke your guts out, and then...I don't know, hurl yourself down the stairs? :-P

Hunh. I think I've just figured out marriage. :-P

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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Hunh. I think I've just figured out marriage. :-P

Your wife/significant other/partner/spouse doesn't read this forum do they? :D

While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic?

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While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic?

Any thread introducing the word "ponies" is automatically converted to an off-topic thread.

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While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic?

Any thread introducing the word "ponies" is automatically converted to an off-topic thread.

Really?! Someone should try it!

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I _like_ ponies :( Why not llamas or alpacas? They have to be the most dim looking animal! They deserve to burn :twisted:

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While I am enjoying this thread immensely, perhaps we are a just a little off-topic?

We're in the middle of locking down a WEOMPA. This is totally on topic. :-)

 

The Doctor: There was a goblin, or a trickster, or a warrior... A nameless, terrible thing, soaked in the blood of a billion galaxies. The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.
Amy: But how did it end up in there?
The Doctor: You know fairy tales. A good wizard tricked it.
River Song: I hate good wizards in fairy tales; they always turn out to be him.

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