Dutch Man Dann Posted February 8, 2009 Share Posted February 8, 2009 I was wondering if anyone here has discovered the amazing wonder that is Motivational Posters? Well, Ill start with a story: (which has nothing to do with anything and you don't have to read it if you don't want) One day in the dry summer of '45 I was farming some soybeans in my soybean farm. I was approached by a crusty peasant. He came up and told me, "in 1956 there will be a mass rebellion where all people will light eachother on fire because of a lack of entertainment." I ask, "how did you obtain this information?" and he was already gone. But I knew my destiny, to discover the entertainment that was lacking in '56. So I set out on my quest, and after 15 monthes of long exploration of numerous hidden forests and many undiscovered caverns of vast size. I was lacking food, I was drinking sewage water, and the only person left in my squad was a level 5 Dwarf Magician and he only had 7 hit points and 4 stamina. We were using small posters called "Posters of Motivation" to keep us going. We were dwelling in a crypt we located on the southern half of the "Gettysburg Address" and I told him to fetch me a Poster of Motivation so I can get a word of stimulus and I had a great insight. These Poster could be turned into a hilarious poster that had absolutely nothing to do with motivating people at all in any way. I was beheaded for my insane proposal, just like when Leonardo DiCaprio was beheaded for suggesting the earth was round and it rotated around the sun. that is the fabled story of how Motivational Poster came to be. Now I just was wondering if people could post their favorite school-appropriate PG rated motivational posters. Ill start with one that i made, may or may not be funny but here we go: Quote ..:The Official Sass Giver:.. ..:Xbox Live Gamertag: Dutch Man Dann:.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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