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Chuck Norris Jokes

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if chuck norris met an immovable object and round -housed it, he would make a field goal.

when chuck norris dives into a swimming pool, he doesnt get wet. the pool gets chuck norris.

The blood of chuck norris can cure anything, but he has never bled and no needle is tough enough to pierce his skin.

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Another fact about Chuck:

Only one man in the world can kill Chuck Norris, and that person is Acksow Steverson! (Kidding)

The REAL person is Chuck Norris.

(There's a long story about Acksow...)

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I hear that Chuck Norris doesn't even need to look at you to kill you. He only needs to know you're making jokes about him on internet forums. - 70uvdjz\\\\adcghkofogdgcseadzsda

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Sorry, that was my head hitting the keyboard.... ARGHHH!! HE KNOWS!

Just kidding, I'm still alive....

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this thread is all false. chck norris can not be a joke, or have jokes about him. anyone making jokes about norris learns that norris' roundhouse kick is something you wish you never had, while youre lying in hell...

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