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Hey whats up Zelda Guru here with yet another game! :P

In this game you have to navagate Jack through a dangerous and fearful world.


1.Once I post the description of the room Jack is in only 1 person may post of what they want Jack to do.

2.Once the next person picks, then the person below them must decide what happens to Jack. (Also they must describe what room he is in now).

3.Repeat step 1 and 2.

4.If someone posts what they want Jack to do then another person does the same, follow the first one.

5.You can kill Jack, but don't say the end. (If you kill Jack have them start over somewhere). :wink:

6.Jack has 3 tools he can use: a grappling hook, knife, and flashlight.

7.The grappling hook can only grab onto special medallions or bars, so it can't just grab onto a empty wall. :roll:

8.Have fun!

Alright, lets get started!

Jack wakes up in a cold dark room. He sees 2 doors in front of him, one deep red the color of fresh blood, and one pure blue the color of the oceans.

Which door?

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Jack starts walking towards Jesus (of course :wink: ). Jack takes Jesus' hand and they both start floating up. Jack wakes up in a cloudy paradise. He sees thousands of miles of open space and at the end he sees golden gates in the distance. He turns around and sees a giant tunnel filled with snakes.

What should Jack do?

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Jack points out that this has already been done. By you, ZELDA GURU.


Jack stumbles across two pills: a blue, and a red one...


"I am the anarchist, I am the antichrist, I am the walrus, G'JOO G'GOO G'JOOB!"

I dig a pygmy, by Charles Hawtree and the Deaf Aids. Phase One, in which Doris gets her oats.

~John Lennon

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He initially grabs the Apple phone, with its shiny stuff everywhere. However, once he dials the number, he is surrounded by fanboys all wanting the same phone. He fights them off, but when he puts the phone to his ear, he hears it's not 911 compatible, and quickly throws it into the menacing crowd of fanboys. Jack picks up the Microsoft phone, and after paying 500 bucks for it, he dials 911. After a long time of connecting, he is presented with a choice:

Does he ask for the firemen to save his house, or a police helicopter to save him from the Apple fanboys?

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Jack grabs his wife and runs. He stops at a computer store to call the fire department, but he must choose between the Apple side and the Microsoft side. Which side's phone does he use?

:D:D This is fun!

lol ummm... you can always make new sons right lmao! :lol:

Jack quickly calls a helicopter to save himself and his wife from the fanboys. What should he do fly home to see his house burn down or go to area 51? lol

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Area 51 FTW! (You can always make a new house/son, rofl :D ) Jack reaches area 51 in the helicopter, and gets dropped off at the entrance. After background checks of his family, extended family, extended extended family, and his dog, they let him in. Once inside, they let him test drive some vehicles. He can either drive the UFO or the mechanical whale (that shoots missiles!). Which top-secret vehicle does he choose to drive?

Good job with the computer store, lmao! You got the compatibility issues on the nose, the only useful thing that you want to do, you can't. :roll::lol:

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Jack takes the UFO. He hops on and within seconds, he's traveled over 500 light years through space and is in an unknown area. He lands, and he and his wife are greeted by the nicest people they have ever met (even though they are green-skinned). Everyone on this new planet is astounded at this "odd" life-form. Everybody wants to open their homes to him and his wife. Should he stay on the planet with the lovely aliens or fly across the galaxy in his shiny UFO?

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