I wanted to take some pix of myself in my boring backyard/ porch/ whatever what have you----and transport myself into other locations. I don't need a magician her, not talking about actual teleportation (although that would be awesome). Just talking about eliminating all the backround in original pix and dropping just myself into all kinds of other photos. Also, making myself say much smaller and dropping in anywhere in the new backround I see fit. I am sure at least some of this has been covered but I just can't find much yet with my short attention span. Please help me, please.