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  1. I now know david's exact address and phone number! :D

    1. You wouldn't have been able to narrow it down to that extent.

    2. Don't you have to pay to see that data?

    wow this is really creepy lol, but sabrown, you dont you need to pay, i used to do full scale background checks for nothing. you just need to know what your doing, which i cant share.

  2. So today I stumbled upon this book. I'm not much of a reader, honestly I didn't know i knew how to read lol. But I was getting ready after a hard days work to sit on my butt with my chips in dip, like always, its a wonder I'm not fat, and i sat on the cushion of the couch, I thought to myself, hmmmm somethings not right, so i lifted the cushion under it i found this funny book, amunst other things that should have never been in a couch lol. but anyways read these, i thought they were funny.

    You know what's annoying?

    *appyling the postage so you can mail in the payment for your speeding ticket.....

    *the myth scaring the bloody potato out of someone can eliminate their hiccups.

    *When nothing brings you as much joy as criticizing other peoples work.

    * the myth that a rubber band can blind someone

    * People who keep their clock set 10 mins fast in case they need the extra time....

    * when someone wins the $48 million loto and claims "it wont affect my lifestyle", or my favorite, "I'm going to buy myself a house (to get out of this trailer), then donate the rest to my church lol. (That one is mine :P)

    *White guys with a snoop dog cell phone ring.....

    * when all your cracker jacks have melted into one big jack


    1)When ive tried everything i know to fix a computer and i beg my supervisor to come, and he taps about two keys and the problem is fixed.

    2) When in order to show my supervisor whats wrong i go through the steps to make the problem happen again and it doesnt happen.....

    3)When a coworker has a computer problem and as soon as i get ther i know theyve restarted the computer and the problem is no longer ther, but when i ask them if they restarted the computer they look at me innocently and say "huh? i didnt do anything! i didnt restart it! i havent touched it since the problem happened!

    5 annoying things about being a woman working in a all men maximum securtity prison

    -That Kevin was offered three packs of cigarettes by another inmate if he would introduce me to him

    -That a prison is full of men who notice when you get your hair cut. (lol)

    - When as part of a preparole (yes its a big word, break it down lol) career preparation course, i ask the class to complete a sample job application, and one student asks, regarding the conviction, "how do you spell 'hijack'?"

    -When your most well received class 'grammer in the slammer' (lol) is discontinued for bereaucratic reasons.

    -when an inmate tells me, "aw, you dont need a boyfriend. Youve got 2,300 boyfriends right here."

    Lol, enjoy!


  3. I'm confused. You have a high level of geekiness according to your score, yet you misspell many words, as well as use improper grammar a good chunk of the time.

    Please set me straight.

    haha!!! its because i spend to much time on this forum :mrgreen: lol, id have to blame it on the terrible spelling of some of our members :wink: its like a bad disease it rubbed off on me :P lol :lol:Smilefunny.gif

  4. Yes, to appear less geeky and to be better accepted by my non-geeky peers. I took a screenshot and e-mailed it to them as proof, kind of like a rite of passage, if you will. Although, I did have to edit the screenshot first to correct the grammatical error found towards the bottom of the test. And straighten up the two-pixel misalignment of the results field thanks to a coding slippage. Then I sent it.



    lol!!! spelling errors not very geeky smileblink-1.gif. Now errors in grammer thats a different story lol.

  5. lol, this is fun, in a really stupid fun way lol. any ways we should make more of these tests lol just for the forum. i can already see 'The Wither Test' will be coming soon :P haha

    *i better get back to cooking......haha, any ways peace for now all


  6. Hey, where have you been?

    Side announcement:

    I'm almost done re-coding my Google skin!


    Um... I still need to change the title and tidy the code up for validation, but believe me, it's very different code from the original.

    looking good, thats funny that your doing that, i was just messing with googles code the other day lol, but i didnt save it, do you have the full code for ther site? not the skin? ive got it if you want it (its easy to get, open to public)

  7. The background is rockin, the Chinese is shweet, I love the font that you used for your name. The only thing I don't like, that you could improve on, is the gray bar. It looks plain and underdone, compared to the textured background. So, after all that, 9.5/10.

    @Fire ants, looking good, it just seems to small for me lol, but anys 9/10

    @livewrong811, thanks for the nice comments, the gray bar was kinda supposed to look underdone, but maybe its too underdone? how could improve it?

  8. A sunset, and a mountain. And maybe, for extra taste, a guy on the top of the mountain looking into the distance.

    But that was generic! We need to know what kind of music you guys play, what mood you want for the band, etc. Can't compute, must have more data.


    - :Emboss:

    :Horiz: :Horiz:

    Hee hee...

    thats not a bad idea, it sounds a little complex though. its a rock and roll band, alternative rock. If you look at my sig thats kinda the mood i was going for, maybe blacks and reds. but im open for anything really. i was going for a chinese kinda feel for this sig, but the logo doesnt necasarily have to be like that

  9. hmmmm, lets see, maybe ill ask this and see wat you guys say.

    Im working on a band page (yeah the same one ive been working on for months lol)

    and i want to create a logo for our band, but im drawing a blank on what the logo should be. the name of the band is Nascent Descent (it basically means a new journey). what would be a good logo for the name?

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