Report Chuck Norris Jokes in Grand Theory of Everything Posted January 31, 2009 There is a rumor that Chuck Norris was defeated by a ninja. This is a lie, crafted by Chuck himself to lure more ninjas to himself. Ninjas never were very bright. When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska. Superman and The Flash had a footrace. Chuck Norris won. Chuck Norris doesn't have to clean his house. Dust knows better than to fall on his stuff. When Chuck Norris changes a light bulb, he simply holds it in place and waits for the earth to rotate around him. Cloning is illegal because scientists have theorized that if two Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks were to collide, the universe could unravel itself. --- Hopefully those aren't all completely old. heh.