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Namiyoshi

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  1. oh gosh, there are too many of these...... Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick. The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off. Chuck Norris can taste lies. One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio. Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors. With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear. Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' [butt]. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face.
  2. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long. The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy! For most people, home is where the heart is. For Chuck Norris, home is where he stores his collection of human skulls. Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close. Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders. If you rearrange the letters in "Chuck Norris", they also spell "Crush Rock In". The words "with his fists" are understood.
  3. same, except i sorta like the iceman....
  4. oblivion, I don't think they fave fable 2 for the ps3. the GIMP or Paintshop?
  5. ^same, I'm really going to miss david though, he was such an awesome actor. http://en.wikinews.org/wiki/David_Tennant_announces_exit_from_Doctor_Who (Wiki this)
  6. i got you one, but it grew and ate us all. I want a new jacket.
  7. ...If you know what I mean I am now officially a year older.
  8. ^Not really < is also watching mythbuster V has seen Mythbuster before
  9. im sorry, this isn't that rule-going, but i found it really funny:
  10. ^......what? ....ugh, my head hurts now (in positive tone of voice)
  11. your visa cards expiry date was erased from the card, and wherever you go it is considered invailid. I want a chicken chalupa from taco bell.
  12. ^ is correct, I can < lols at cazaron V still doesn't know.
  13. granted you just won a game of "our world weekly" i wish i had a back scratcher.
  14. nice, could be a bit more original, though. 7.3/10 (mine is just a test right now, there are a lot I made, I'm just trying to decide which one.)
  15. yay! im working on a new sig. it's V for Vendetta themed.
  16. rant: tomorow id Academic Field day, who ever combines education and sports? (heh, that make me think of some geek running a mile for the new T-I calculator.)
  17. ^yes, you put it better. (I'm running on a bottle of water, and a whole day of school, I'm beat....oh and by the way, thanks.)
  18. ^with a "democratic" voting system. (democratic, that is, if you don't count the electoral college.)
  19. I found it, it took a while, funny thing is, I posted about the same question on that thread too. ...I wonder what happened to that guy....m'well, none of my buisness: viewtopic.php?f=17&t=20383&view=next Wow, It's from last year.
  20. wasn't there something like this earlier? I think it got locked? anyways, on topic...(and I'll finish this later) I'd like to thank Rick, PdN, Mt.dew, Chuck Norris, and all the (plugin) developers.
  21. wee!! Portable dragons! *pokes link* http://www.linsdomain.com/totems/pages/dragon.htm
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