As promised to @Collagemaster (and every other cat lover), meet Machfiva Flounceandpounce von Sturmundrang, princess of Ooze-Jumping-Glompenstein...better known as Mach Five, or "YOUNG LADY!" when she climbs into the decorations:
All PDN except for the kitty. (BTW, Ooze-Jumping-Glompenstein is the 4' by 4' square of living room where she has her "crazies.")
She's sitting next to me watching as I post...I'd better not make a typo!