Blonde As Policewomen
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm… 10! Officer: Good!
Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm… I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.
The blonde says, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
“I was only going 40!” the driver protested.
“Not according to my radar,” the officer replied.
“Yes, I was!” the man shouted back.
“No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said,
“Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.”