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[AGJM]

What was the best insult, completely from your own mind, that you have ever made/used?
On the second day of eighth grade, a child in my grade who was... "tall from side to side" (quoted from Fiddler on the Roof) boasted that he could beat me up.
I simply said "No."
He replied "How much do you weigh?"
I answered "About 140"
He asked "How much do you think I weigh?"
I replied "Too much."
He was... upset, to say the least. There was another instance when he told me to turn down my iPod's volume as to not damage my hearing, so I replied that if I wouldn't hear his voice it wouldn't be all that bad.

I guess all that was immature, but he went out of his way to verbally assault me about three times before that first instance. He said that my hair looked like corn rows, that I sat by myself for attention, and that I was dumb because I liked rock music... He didn't have the guts to say those things to my face, sadly.

So, what was the best insult that you have ever thought up or used?

[Ego Eram Reputo]

My best are not fit to repeat here. However,


I once told a victim they had a Jimi Hendrix hairdo.

Victim: "Why Jimi Hendrix?"

Me: "He's been dead for 25 years."

[pdnnoob]

Caucasian friend: Dude you're asian; you probably aced that test
Me: Well, I'm only half asian, so I only got half of the answers right...

Took him some time to figure it out, but he managed it eventually

PS I did ace the test...just in case you were wondering

[welshblue]

@ EER

Edited by welshblue, 29 February 2012 - 08:53 AM.