What is the best insult you have ever made?
Posted 22 February 2012 - 10:03 PM
On the second day of eighth grade, a child in my grade who was... "tall from side to side" (quoted from Fiddler on the Roof) boasted that he could beat me up.
I simply said "No."
He replied "How much do you weigh?"
I answered "About 140"
He asked "How much do you think I weigh?"
I replied "Too much."
He was... upset, to say the least. There was another instance when he told me to turn down my iPod's volume as to not damage my hearing, so I replied that if I wouldn't hear his voice it wouldn't be all that bad.
I guess all that was immature, but he went out of his way to verbally assault me about three times before that first instance. He said that my hair looked like corn rows, that I sat by myself for attention, and that I was dumb because I liked rock music... He didn't have the guts to say those things to my face, sadly.
So, what was the best insult that you have ever thought up or used?
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Posted 27 February 2012 - 11:53 PM
Me: Well, I'm only half asian, so I only got half of the answers right...
Took him some time to figure it out, but he managed it eventually
PS I did ace the test...just in case you were wondering
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Posted 28 October 2013 - 12:42 AM
Well, these days I'm usually saying something insulting all the time, but I pretend to just be ignorant, it's sooo funny.
Edited by pyrochild, 28 October 2013 - 04:38 AM.
Swearing with @ substitued for 'a' is still swearing. Don't.
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Posted 28 October 2013 - 03:22 AM
Someone once asked me how much my hairdresser would charge to cut his hair. I looked & frowned & said probably $50.
That much to cut hair?!
My response was no, $5.00 to cut the hair, the $45.00 is search fee...
Posted 01 December 2013 - 04:16 PM
"I can feel your pain and totally understand why you're so upset... If any of us looked like you do, we'd all be mad as hell too." - RF
Posted 17 December 2013 - 09:50 PM
One time, some kid would not stop messing with me, and one day I finally lost it and recited Chevy Chase's famous rant from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. If you don't remember it, here it is. This contains some bad language, just warning you.
Edited by teh501stSnoipeh, 17 December 2013 - 09:51 PM.
Posted 18 December 2013 - 09:12 PM
'Cos I'm so nice and forgiving
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